Tassles and Turquoise

Today is a very special day. Today someone very special came into this world like a bat outta hell (or at least thats how I like to imagine it). In honor of her 25th year of life (mon dieu) I will attempt to come up with 25 things you might not know about this pretty little lady. ahem.

1. Bonjour Msr Possum will be the name of her memoir.
2. She likes to think she is a steel-hard Manhattanite when in fact she is quite down home.
3. She has an uncanny ability to make everything she wears look fashionable...its quite an anomaly
4. speaking of anomalies she was a PREMIE...a big time premie..like months early!
5. which is ultra bizarre because she is an amazing athlete and could easily survive in the wild if it came to that
6. she was a high jump and volleyball champion in high school (and could easily beat her fianco in a foot race
7. however she has a terrible immune system because of her premie status
8. i'm sick..ahem...ahem...
9. she loves hamburger helper
10. she got 2 speeding tickets this year
11. she's getting an upgrade in the alphabet on August 28, 2010
12. sharing your future name with a cop does not get you out of speeding tickets (see 10)
13. her favorite shows to DVR are Say Yes to the Dress and Chopped
14. Palenta..yuck
15. she talks to her kindergardeners like they are adults
16. her room is always very clean...:)
17. street meat mondays
18. ukrops frozen yogurt.
19.she has an amazing voice.ask her to sing the beaver song.
20. shes the next Real Housewife of Orange County...hopefully she will put that slutty Gretchen in her place
21.shes unable to leave target empty handed...always full of necessary items though
22. blondes have more fun?
23. the day we made lauras veil for the bach party emily pulled her hair back, put on her big studs and wore the veil around all day
24. that being said she found her wedding dress in one stop and she was without a doubt the best looking bride there...easily...not sure this is a compliment though :)
25. tassles and turquoise

Happy Birthday Emma! I love ya even though you're old as dirt!